The Dab in a Nutshell

*Dad dabs*
Kid: What's wrong with Daddy?
Older Bro: Dunno
Baby: Goo-goo
Intelligent Hipster: I believe it's called a dab.
Kid: What's that?
Intelligent Hipster: ...
*Intelligent Hipster dabs*
Intelligent Hipster: *sniff sniff* why me